Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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