Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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