Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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