i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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