Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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