what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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