Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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