Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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