You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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