I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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