hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
