So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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