okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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