How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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