he wants to bone in the snuggie
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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