Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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