Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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