Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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