smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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