he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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