"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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