Duck Duck Cougar?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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