Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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