Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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