How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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