I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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