So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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