I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i dont even know how to be here
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
