It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the liver wants what the liver wants
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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