Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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