Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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