I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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