Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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