She's JV to your varsity
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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