I didn't shave. On purpose
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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