hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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