so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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