So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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