do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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