I'm drive I can fine osifer
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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