I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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