And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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