butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
do nipples grow back?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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