Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
