we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
A+ Viking dick
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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