youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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