I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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