Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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