when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
