I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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