: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE