I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.