If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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