oh god the rape fog is back!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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