Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
