I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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