i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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