Nicole vs. Life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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