We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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